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The Excalibur
Senior Member
Member # 34

posted

(Tweety Bird Speak) It is, it is, it is a mobile emitter!

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The Naked Now

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

So what? I'm United Statesian.

Gowron: This turbolift music is actually quite enjoyable...What is it?

Worf: Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On."

Gowron: This shrill voice could peel the paint off a battle cruiser...I like it! Let us sing praises of this glorious performer!

Worf: Whatever.

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
Member # 4

posted

Gowron: "Who are you talking to??"

Worf: "Ezri.."

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"Those that can, do. Those that can't, laugh at those who can do."

- Xander from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

Worf: So when can we tell Joey and Ross about this?

Gowron: Worf, have you been watching late 20th century comedies again?

Worf: Quiet Mon. And you look even worse now than when you had the turkey on the head. *pause* You wanna do it?

Gowron: WORF! *pause* Okay.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

Jeff, you may be a United Statesian, but whose marking this contest?

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

posted

Gowron: Is it safe to do it here?

Worf: You tell me.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

posted

Gowron: Your discommendation is a facade to protect less honourable men. It is a lie. Lies MUST be challenged.

Worf: Uh.... you've got the wrong script. This is Reunion, not Redemption.

Gowron *looks at script, blinks*: Oh !@#$?{#! Great..... sheesh, I can't work under these conditions..... where's my Agent?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Gowron: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Worf: Not me!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

Okay, winner is

Elim Garak

Combining one of Worf's more intersting personality quirks with Gowron's best deilved line ever.

Runner's up are Sol System for taking the obvious toilet joke and turning into 'you-ree-nal' genius. You have succeeded where a lesser man might have failed.

Krenim is the other runner-up for 'Good little Chancellor'. Gowron does look like he's sulking.

Honourable mentions are for Lee for both 'Little blue soap thing' (sick man) And 'mobile emmitter'. Also Xentrick for 'baked beans' (loved the 'we will speak of this to no one' line), and Jubilee (again! Hey she needs to catch up ) cause Gowron DOES look like he's taking a quick peek, and Work looks like he knows about it.

Good job people. (Distributes biscuits and gratitiude)

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 18, 1999.]

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

posted

Yummy biscuit. Thanks.

*talks between munches on his nice biscuit*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

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