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It's becoming really difficult to find good images for these. . . especially after 3 years! So, if anyone knows any good sites that might have promising material, please be sure to mention them. This week's images comes from a website called Phasers. 8)
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woman: "Yeah. What the hell have you people been eating? Somebody's ass reeks..."
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Man: Why are you doing this to us, Captain Janeway?
Janeway: Captain Janeway? I'm not Captain Janeway, I'm Evil Janeway! I'm the composite of Old Captain Janeway, Young Psycho Janeway, and Old Psycho Janeway!
Woman: What kind of a backstory is that? Whoever came up with that should be shot!
*Krenim runs in and grabs the phaser from Evil Janeway*
Krenim: Okay, for that comment, you die first!
*ZAP*
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Janeway: "Alright, which one of you is Brannon Braga?"
------------------ Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
Janeway: "There's no beef in this bellpeppers and beef. So you wouldn't exactly call it bellpeppers and beef, now would you?"
Woman: "Yes... I would, why?"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!
------------------ A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?" The Master replied: "An appropriate statement." -From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
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Janeway: "My Vulcan love slave demands I execute you for desparaging his phasers website!"
Woman: "But ... half of the links didn't work, and it was bright green!"
Man: "And it smelled!"
Zap! Zap!
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
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Janeway: "And you're sure this is the one, Ensign?"
Male Ensign: "Yess ma'am!"
Janeway: "Any last words before I kill you and your marketing director?"
Alien Woman: "Yes, we'd like to apologize, we had no idea the hemroid creme we produced would cause a rash like that!
------------------ A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?" The Master replied: "An appropriate statement." -From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
------------------ A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?" The Master replied: "An appropriate statement." -From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Janeway: "Death zig! For great revisionist history!!"
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
Janeway: Macho Macho Man! I want to be, a Macho Man!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Stude
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Janeway: Which one of you called me a bitch?!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Stude
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Janeway and the Voyager crew re-enact an old southern "shotgun wedding."
Janeway: Your going to marry my son girlie!
------------------ I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ~ C. Montgomery Burns
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Janeway: I'm going to teach you not to slip a whoopie cushion on my chair!
Female Alien: *sniff* That was no whoopie cushion!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Stude
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