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Janeway forces yet more hapless aliens to watch the student film she made while at university
Man: Urgh Woman: Bleh
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I don't want to get too ar off topic... Sol: You mean to say there would be no expansion of the positive pressure in the body? Somehow that seems impossible to me, but then I haven't kept up on that, since....well.... I don't plan on going into space anytime soon, much less without a space suit.
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Janeway: Alright, who's going to try Neelix's new Tuesday Meat Surprise? How about you? *points rifle at woman*
Alien Woman: Tuesday Meat Surprise? I'd rather eat Klingon food or even my husband than that!!!
Janeway: Hey, hey, hey!!! We're not into that kinky stuff here...
Alien Male: Yeah right! What the hell was up with Kim and that blonde Borg babe in the holodeck then?
Janeway: He was teaching her invasive procedures and how to handle a big load.
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[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited March 16, 2001).]
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Well, some very encouraging responses here. The winner's Hobbes, obviously a bit of wish-fulfilment going on there. Runners-up are Antag and Jeff Raven. Honourable mention goes to Jay, I liked his Pulp Voyager take but thought it needed a bit more work.
Congrats to all, a new compo will be up shortly - assuming I find a pic that matches my mood. 8)
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