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Troi: Taste my fireball, dishonourable mirror person. Hy-ryu-ken!
Crusher: Well taken, ancient one. I shall now do my Fan-boy Pants Stirrer Kick! HY-HY-HY-HY-Haaaa!!.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Worf, take a security team down there. See what the hell's going on.
SHIT!!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Troi: "I ... can ... almost ... reach ... it ..."
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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The Federation's version of "The Interrogation of Charles Capps" has its unfortunate victims bound by invisible tractor beams.
Oh my god, the horror, the HUMANITY!!!!
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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Troi and Beverly practice positions for the "Enterprise Porn Series."
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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*looks at Vogon's Sig*
Zapp: "Kif, I have made it with both these women! Inform the crew!"
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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Troi: Are you sure Winnie the Pooh is a exercise expert?
Beverly: Of course! Wait til you try the honey diet.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Troi: "Is he looking yet? I'm getting tired..."
Crusher: "He's looking at me!"
Troi: "The hell you say! We all know I've got a better butt."
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Picard: Ohhh yeah baby, bend it over...ohhhh yeahhhh...(strokes some more)...ohhh yeahh BABY! Show it to me!!!(strokes faster)....OHHHH GODDDD, you're so HOT!!!! (lots of moaning!)....mmmmm....Bev...OHH GOD, YES! YES! YES!!!!(LOUD MOANING)
*Bev & Deanna stop for a second*
Deanna: Did you just hear the captain?
Bev: Yup. It's just ol' baldly, shining up his "Captain's Rod."
------------------ In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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