------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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McFadden: So this is how you got your guest role on Voyager?
Sirtis: Yes, and I'm hoping to get a bigger part in the next feature film.
McFadden: That's why we're here, right?
*Janitor Enters*
Janitor: Excuse me ladies, but you're going to have to leave now. I'm scheduled to clean Mr. Braga's office. He gave me this paper with time intervals on it, so you can schedule your appointments with him here. Everything's free except 4:00 to 5:30. That's what he calls 'Seven Heaven' I'm not sure what that means. Oh, and 6:00 is booked too. Mr. Shultz, and something about a caboose are mentioned, so I'm thinking he's perhaps going on a train ride with Dwight Shultz. I don't know, I'm only the janitor.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Crusher: "Why are you bending over like that?"
Troi: "I want to do another Voyager episode and Braga told me this is favorite position, for um, directing something called the 'Man-Train'."
Crusher: "What's that, a new TV series?"
Troi: "Guess so, and I want to get the lead."
------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
Me: Yes there is a point to the above, regarding the above.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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(I couldn't help myself but use the title of this thread...)
Troi: "Is the Par'Mach in there?"
Doctor: "Lower your hands some more, I cannot look in it yet."
------------------ Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...." Max: "And?" Terry: "I forgot." Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one." Terry: "They're all boring."
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Rejects from the Enterprise cheerleading squad...
Crusher: Gimme a Y!
Troi: Gimme an L!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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"Y... M... C... A...."
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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Crusher: *thinks whilst staring at Deanna's arse* It's at times like this that I could just get down on my knees and curse god for making me a woman.
------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #8
Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 30, 2001).]
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Deanna: I liked Charles when he was in *this* position. Beverly: Really? I think he looked cuter in *this* position.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Um... lee? I know that you're all so "happy" now, but PLEASE judge this capcom!!!
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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Troi: "I sense ... sadism. Immense cruelty, and enjoyment ... directed at us. Beverly, it's ... overwhelming."
Bev: "I can believe it. That bastard has forced us to stand in these positions for eight days!"
Troi: "Please, Lee, if you can hear me -- judge this CapCom! We're not meant to be kept prisoners like this! Please, IMAZADIIIIII!"
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited April 03, 2001).]
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