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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Since my first one had already been done, I thought I should have at least 3 of my own up here. So... here's Another Dodgily Scanned Photo (TM).

I can see where this will head...


[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 12, 1999.]

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 25, 1999.]


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Krenim
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Doctor: Good news, Mr. Neelix! I finally got your lungs back from the Vidiians!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Doctor: "As you can see, Neelix, I did some extra surgery during your operation..."
Neelix: "That's not funny."
CapCom readers: "Sure it is. Well, someone had to do this joke, at least."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Robot: "Hey, I'm stuck up here!"
Cyclonus: "Everybody's got to be somewhere."


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Krenim
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Doctor: What are we doing?

Neelix: I don't know about you, I'm just waiting for Krenim to come up with a good "Agenda" quote that goes with this picture.

Doctor: That could take a while, Mr. Neelix. We're not really doing anything that mimics that episode.

Neelix: How about "The ultimate risk... For the ultimate prize... A day of reckoning with those who made us slaves!"

Doctor: Nah. I look too happy for that.

Neelix: Too bad Kes isn't laying on the floor helpless. We could do a scene right before Megatron...

Doctor: Mr. Neelix! We don't want to spoil Liam too much!

Neelix: Uh... Then what do we do?

Doctor: I could pretend this one pepper is the Ark and the other pepper is the Decepticon ship, and I could reinact Blackarachnia's explanation of the Transformers' backstory...

Neelix: I can't think of anything better.

Doctor: Very well then. *Ahem* Oh, its no legend, Jojo... Eons before Maximals and Predacons even existed, you ancestors, the Autobots, launched this Ark containing their finest heroes. *Makes whooshing noise and moves red pepper around, then moves yellow pepper in* Kapow! Zap! It was attack by Decepticons and crashed here on Earth. *Makes red pepper go into nosedive* Blam!

Neelix: That didn't work out too well.

Doctor: What do you expect? I'm a doctor, not a Predacon...

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

[This message was edited by Krenim on April 12, 1999.]


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Doctor: "I don't know what they do, but they're called Scraplets."
Neelix: "Well, at least Liam will get that one..."

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Megatron: "Waspinator, salvage Inferno."
Waspinator: "Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?"


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Doctor: "Now, Mr. Neelix, observe carefully; I'm going to be very polite and courteous about this whole thing..."

Neelix: *nods*

Doctor: "These are called 'edible objects.'"

Neelix: *nods*

Doctor: "Remember leola root?"

Neelix: *nods*

Doctor: "IT DOESN'T GET IN ANYTHING ANYMORE!"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Doctor: I lay before you exhibits A and B. One of Tuvoc's balls, and one of Paris's...Now, It's not so much wether or not one is bigger than the other, I think...

Neelix: *o_O* Where did you GET those? ... I thought only _I_ had a special collection of people's balls! ... Give them back!!

Doctor: I will, but there's a lesson to be learned here...

Neelix: Well, and what lesson could possibly be learned from this? .. Quick, make it perverted, Liam's watching....

Doctor: Of course. The lesson being that they have distinct tastes, as our Be'lanna can attest to...

Neelix: *covers mouth and stares wide-eyed* ... That was BAD, Doc.... Now give me my balls back!

Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a comedian. *hands him his balls* *walks off*

Neelix: How many people were guessing that was going to happen?

*40 Capcom readers raise thier hands*

Neelix: Good.

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There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on April 12, 1999.]


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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I can guess where those 40 CapCom readers had their other hand during that exchange.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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*can't believe Jubilee got away with that*

Anyways...


Doctor: Well, Neelix, I heard you were having some trouble...
Neelix: Are those?
Doctor: Yes, they are. Viagra 2000. Use it wisely.

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Neelix: "I don't who you think you are, but your little games are over. Get the hell out of my kitchen!"

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*Monty Python reference*

Doctor: *bad mock-French accent* "We will make castanets out of your testicles already!"

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator


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The Excalibur
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Doctor: Don't like my Easter Eggs? You're a bum Neelix, You've aways been a bum, and you always will be a bum. (american meaning of bum)

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The Naked Now


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Sol System
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From Antagonist, in absentia:

Doctor: "Mr. Neelix, I must warn you, to do this procedure means certain risk of those pair of vaulable organs which you already have."

Neelix: "I don't care, doctor, Kes might have been easy to fool but 7of9 is smarter."

Doctor: "I professionally recommend that you reconsider your next three hours...you could always take eye-agra"

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Xentrick
good to go
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EMH: "Now, Mister Neelix, who I have never met before and is only a volunteer from the audience, can you guess where the blue fruit is?"

Neelix the Shill: "No,EMH the Amazing, I can't."

Janeway to Chakotay: "From now on, no more Crew Talent Night."


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Xentrick
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EMH: "Choose carefully, Mr. Neelix. This is an important decision."


Neelix: "You want me to pick the color of the fruit that you're going to stick up my nose?"


EMH: "Oh, I'm sorry, that was the wrong answer. For that, you get them both."


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