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Little did we know that CC was going, not to Seattle, but back to his mothership, along w/ all his other clones...
------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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CC: "Boy, this fancy new e-career sure is heartless. Where is the love? Where is the respect for my fellow man? They've got me sitting in a hallway! How I wish my special guardian friend from the North were here."
Man: "Ho, ho! Charles! Don't despair! I've come to rescue you!"
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Charles Capps: mild-mannered coding geek by day, crazed HAMAS carbomber codenamed "Falafel" by night.
[Note: gentleman to right is unknown; goes only by the name of "Hummus."]
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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CC: My name is Charles Capps.
Psychiatrist in background: How do you feel?
CC: Much better, I realise now that those delusions I had been having were just that. You told me that if I was okay within six months, I'd be able to see my girlfriend. Well, it's six months now. I'd really been looking forward to this day.
Psychiatrist in background: You know what I think? I don't think you have given up those beliefs. You're just telling me what I want to hear.
CC: *sighs* You don't understand, after I shagged those sheep, the offspring mutated some time in the future and are now killer sheep. They've been sent from the future to kill my girlfriend, I have to protect her.
Psychiatrist in background: You disappoint me, I suppose it'll have to be another six months now.
CC: *being dragged away* THEY'LL KILL US ALL!, THEY'LL KILL US ALL!.....
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Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold
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CC groans in dismay as he realizes that today's "Dilbert" strip precisely mirrors his current situation.
CC: @#$%!
Guy: Does that make me Wally?
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Capps: "Ah, my fellow bearded brother.. come see this."
Guy: "What is it? My god..that poor sheep."
------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Charles: This priceline.com is great! I can name my OWN price on anything!
Charles Clone: Really? I've never checked it out.
Charles: Yeah, right now I'm naming my own price on VIP tickets for the Man Train.
Charles Clone: *puts arm on Charles shoulder* Uh, hey, could I get in on that too?
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Charles #1: Hmm... I guess I missed this e-mail. It says, "Dear Charles, finish Flare 3 or else I shall grow an evil bio-android replicant to replace you!" Like that would ever happen...
Charles #2: Hi, I'm an evil bio-android replicant sent here to replace you.
Charles #1: D'oh!
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
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Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. . .
Darth Capps: "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Flaregoers. At last we will have revenge." Darth Hideous: "You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you."
------------------ "Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
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