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By the way, there are 5 of these..... and I had nothing to do with them. But I'm not telling you who provided them, or who added their own comments.
------------------ The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
Sorry. It had to be said. But at least it's out of the way now.
------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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Woman: "Yeah...yeah, that DOES look infected to me."
CC: "Dammit. That's the last time I let 'Magnus use my Genital Drive after he's bought a ticket on the Man Train."
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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Charles prepares himself to do the daily bootlicking at his new job.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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For the first time, a non-Flare member has witnessed Charles' phasing between reality and man-train fantasy. It's the end of the world as we know it...
------------------ "No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"
Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
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Capps: "Who's the conductor of the Man-Train bitch?"
Sol (on all fours): "Lee...er, you are Capps!"
Woman: "Charles!! Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
Charles: What? Yeah, sure, I'm fine. Just had a bumpy ride on the Man Train, that's all.
Woman: Were you in the Caboose?
Charles: You could say that.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Audience: Oh no! I can't believe they voted Chuck off the island!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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