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Just someone throw an ICQ in my direction reminding me to judge these bloody things, alright? :-) (that's assuming Charles doesn't close them. ;-))
------------------ The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
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light: "Charles... Charles... This is your god speaking..."
Charles: *thinks* Oh, great... Now I'm hearing voices, and they're me!
------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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Charles: "Yeah...yeah, a bird on my this morning, so I had t'drop the toupee off at the cleaners on my way to work. Yeah, I KNOW the glare is distracting...."
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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Hello, Marvel fans everywhere. I am the being known only as... The Watcher.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Throng behind camera: Look! LOOK!! A GREAT IDEA!!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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CC: Batman? What are you doing here? Come to thwart the nefarious plans of some criminal mastermind, or duff up a few dastardly villains?
Batman: No, good citizen. I fear that I may have mixed your luminescent noggin with the Bat-Signal. I was wondering what Commissioner Gordon was doing in Seattle.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Charles: Wait a second, I want to find out what's on next week's Queer As Folk. Hey, since you're God, do you know if Melanie and Lindsey will get back together and if Brian will tell his dad he's queer?
God: What? Don't you read spoilers? Besides, I watch The Sopranos and Sex And The City. I only get HBO.
Charles: Damn! What kind of god are you?
God: The kind that only watches HBO...
------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Charles 4 releases the Vorta energy attack towards the unsuspecting Starfleet oficer.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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