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I really don't like these Klingon Opera mosh pits...
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
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I just realised. What we're actually seeing here is one of the later Star Trek: Phase II episodes, in which Trelane puts the crew of the Enterprise on trial for all the crimes of humanity. . . 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
ARgggggh I think that reptile/cat thingy just put its hands on my ASS!... and I *LIKE* it! ;o)
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Shatner: Look, Mr Kling. I've been fired by Priceline. I'm broke, tired, homeless, and hungry. Is there any way you could help me out?
Don Kling: Baaahhrrr....... Okay, you go into a fight to the finish. You will fight against one of our worst warriors and you will be paid accordingly.
Shatner: *worst warrior, huh? this should be easy*
*Shatner enters the ring*
KAPOW!!!!
*Shatner staggers back with nosebleed*
Shatner: I thought you said that he was your worst warrior.
Don Kling: Bahhhhrrr.... He is..... Now Fight!!!
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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Ack! Forgot to judge this! Winner is Orion Syndicate; runners-up are Krenim and Tahna Los. Have a good long weekend, everyone! Speaking of which, I wonder if where I'm going has Film Four so I can watch The Long Good Friday? I love that film. . . 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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