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That's right, it's Easter, when. . . something or other happened. I'm an atheist, what the fuck do you want? Anyway, I thought it was time we commemorated this event, and who better than the Easter Bunny? Well, we're all out of Easter ones, but we do have the White Rabbit from "Shore Leave." Here goes. . . 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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"...and this is what I believe a fully sentient, positronic-brain android will look like."
-Dr. Noonien Soong, keynote address to the Cybernetic Board at the Daystrom Institute
Two seconds later, Dr. Soong was laughed off Earth. He would proceed to a remote colony where he would be assumed killed by the Silicon Entity
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..." -Jay, July 15, 2000
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Cadbury's recruitment posters got more and more obscure each passing year.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Actor: "I swear to God, if ONE MORE PERSON asks me to say "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date," I'm gonna slash his frickin' THROAT!!!"
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Neo: What the...? I really do need to unplug...
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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After seeing Alice in all her hotty finery in the game by American McGee, Captain Kirk would end up going to extreme lengths to try and score with her.
------------------ "I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely." -Omega, April 6
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Just ask Alice, when she's 10 feet talllll..... or when she was just smalllll.....
------------------ "One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant Star Trek: Legacy Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Had a fourth season been filmed, the apparent lack of interest of studio executives would have been made manifest in the most obvious and alarming ways. Here we see a proposed design for the "Nasty Alien Of The Week."
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
------------------ And one day we will die And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea But for now we are young Let us lay in the sun And count every beautiful thing we can see Love to be In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me
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