------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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Normally, Fans are starstruck when they see their favorite Star Trek actors at a convention, but it's a whole different ball game when Simon Sizer hits the Cons.
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Number One: The Man Train...it's...real!
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William Shatner shows off how, dispite his inherent lack of acting skills, he managed to prod the producers into casting him as Kirk.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Uh... Guys... The picture's from "The Cage". That's Number One, not Nurse Chapel.
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Yeoman: "Look at that screen! Is that what the future will be like?"
Number one: "That woman is a bitch! I would throw myself overboard if I would ever meet her. What is her name? Lwaxana Troi? Eewww! What a terrible name..."
------------------ "We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them." - Blade
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Actress 1: You want me to wear THAT kind of skirt?
Actress 2: I'm sorry, but I'll quit this series if I have to wear something so short.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Number One: Hurry, hurry. Step right this way folks. Right through these rock shaped canvas doors lies a gigantic, colossal exhibition of physical oddity seen no where else in the quadrant! Truly needs to be seen to be believed.
Direct from the back roads of Rigel IV, comes such a singular specimen so unique that Vulcan logic can not comprehend it's magnitude. So awed were representative leaders from the Romulan government that they have outlawed any visit from the creature to the Romulan homeworld!!
And for a meager monetary remuneration you can see...
*feels a touch on the shoulder*
Step back sister, you're crowding me.
*looks back in recognition, sighs*
The Bug Eyed Girl our featured attraction. No, wait!! Come back, there's more! I have a three-headed dog and...
------------------ The negotiations have failed. Shoot him! ~ C. Montgomery Burns
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These two ladies discover NBC's initial plans to make Star Trek into a hard-core porn series.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Kirk *offscreen, waving pendulum*: You are getting sleeeeepppyyyyyy.......
XO: Don't look at the pendulum, yeoman.... DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!!
Yeoman: Yes Master......
Kirk: Now, you will do as I say.... Report to my quarters on the double.
Yeoman: Yes, Master.....
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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