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Jay the Obscure
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Ferengi: Rule Number 141. Only fools pay retail.

Vorta: Listen you little goat-eared polip on the arse of all living creatures, I don't want to hear it again. I didn't know it was a reproduction.

Ferengi: Rule Number 82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.

Vorta: Shut it!
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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited May 01, 2001).]


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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A scene from "Who's Line Is It, Anyway?", still playing in the 2370s. The devotion Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles have shown to the program is unparalleled...

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan


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Jay the Obscure
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Actor dressed as the Ferengi: Did you see him?

Actor dressed as the Vorta: Oh my, he looks even freakier dressed up as a Vorta.

Actor dressed as the Ferengi: I'll say. I saw him in the commisary today mucking up his lines and speaking in some droning voice. He apparently calls that [air quotes] acting. I don't know how he got on this show. Hell, I didn't even know he was still alive!

Actor dressed as the Vorta: Oh. Hi Iggy! We were just talking about you.

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited May 01, 2001).]


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Jay the Obscure
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Vorta: Interesting photo exhibit, but damn that was an odd place for a bullwhip.

Ferengi: I know. Want to go back to my place and give it a try?

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns


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Mikey T
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Vorta: What's that phaser rifle for?

Ferengi: I plan to use it when I cuff you to my four post bed. And it's not a phaser.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Whoa. 19 posts in 12 hours. And I thought that was Brunt. 8)

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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*looks like Brunt to me*

Keevan: Weyoun?

Brunt: Shut up.

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"In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night."
- Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM

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No, I'm pretty sure that's not Brunt. Doesn't look anything like Jeffrey Combs...

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Brunt/Lek: "Want a drink? Since we're on a Cardassian mining station, how about some. . . mineral Vorta!"

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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001


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Jay the Obscure
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That actually physically hurt me.

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns


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Saltah'na
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Brunt: So you're Keevan number 475,743,685,255,874,471,536?

Keevan: Yeah..... we have a losing record.

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"In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night."
- Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Ferengi: Oh we go a long ways back. We were in prison together.

Vorta: Let me guess, judging by your size, I'd say you were the bitch, am I right?

Ferengi: Well...uh, yeah...

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond


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Mikey T
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Keevan: I'd rather cooperate than do this.

Lek: Oh, I'd rather let you try it before it hits the open market.

Keevan: Aren't you not suppose to test without permission from the subject?

Lek: We're at war, the law falls silent. And I can pay off anyone who starts asking questions.

Keevan: But it's inhumane...

Lek: Just shut up and enjoy the music. Nog, get the earphones and load the new *Nsync album.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T


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Saltah'na
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*LOL* at Michael_T.

Oh, the horror, oh the humanity!!!!

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"In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night."
- Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM


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Michael Dracon
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Ferengi: "You'll buy it or I'l make sure you won't be able to reproduce again."

Vorta: "Surrrreeee!"

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade


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