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McCoy: Yes, Jim, those pants do make your bum look big.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Kirk: "Bones, does this shirt make me look fat?"
McCoy: "Well Jim, your man-breasts are almost as big as Uhura's."
Chevok: "Score! I got the power up and won the game!!"
------------------ "Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Jim, you look so damned sexy, no wonder the women go for you....
------------------ "One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant Star Trek: Legacy Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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McCoy: Jim, I can see your tits. They're showing through your shirt. And it's not a good thing.
Chekov: Dammit! The computer crashed again.
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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Kirk: *Singing Mr. Burns style* See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
McCoy: "God, Jim, you're not gonna wear THAT to the ambassadorial reception, are you?"
Kirk: "Yes... WHAT? What's wrong with this shirt? Dammit, I can't go ANYWHERE without you complaining how I'm dressed! Stop trying to CHANGE me, woman!"
Sulu: "Chekov, you're watching "Armageddon??"
Chekov: "Shh! I love this part! 'Zis is how ve fix things on *BANG* Russian *BANG* Space *BANG* Station!'"
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
Saltah'na
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Chekov: Damn you computer. Be more workier.
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Kirk: What the, the power went off!!!! CHEKOV!!!!!
*Chekov will soon regret the day he was transfered to cleaning Jeffries tubes.*
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Kirk: Arm wrestling with a transparent alien again, Chekov?
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Chekov: When I find that Bill Gates, I'm gonna.....
Kirk: Get used to it Chekov, it happens all the time. By the way, I wonder if the new patch for Microsoft Self-Destruct 2263 Beta is out yet......
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited May 10, 2001).]
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