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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Naomi: Are you okay Neelix?

Neelix doing Krenim doing TSN doing Elim Garak doing Lee doing The Vorlon: Vorlon speak: "yes".

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on April 28, 1999.]


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The_Tom
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Naomi: Of all the people I have know... *shatnertwitch*... he was... the most... goddamn annoying.

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�������������-The Breen at Internment Camp 371


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Naomi: No, that's not how you make snow angels!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Neelix: What are you trying to do?!

Naomi: Uh, the Vulcan neck pinch?

Neelix: No no no...its got to be down lower...

Naomi: Like that?

Neelix: Yeah! *collapses*

Naomi: Thanks....

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Naomi: Neelix you can't die!

Neelix: Strong am I in the...oh, wait, that's been done. Let's go again.

Naumi: okay.
*coughs*
Naomi: Neelix you can't die!

Neelix: Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the matrix.

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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(addendum to Liam's post)

Neelix: "Wait...someone...already did that one..." *dies*

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Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Naomi: "Neelix, wake up! I'm feeling horny. . ."

No, not that. Think about it.


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PsyLiam
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(addendum to Frank's addendum to my post)

Naomi: Someone did that one too!

Neelix: Jeez, there are only so many ways to die y'know.

Naomi: He lived a warrior ans died to a hero!

Neelix: Shut up. Wait I've got one.

Naomi: 'kay.

Neelix: Do not grieve Naomi. It's illogical. The needs of the many...outweigh...

Naomi: ...the needs of the few.

Neelix: ...or the one.

Naomi: Especially in your case.

Neelix: Hey, shut up. I'm dying here!

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-Chris Morris.


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Saltah'na
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Neelix: ....... definitely too much garlic .......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Saltah'na
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Neelix: My Lungs...... my lungs.........

Naomi: What can I do?

Neelix: Find Kes..... please.......

Naomi: But she left after season 3........

Neelix: Then give my one of yours......

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Except Temptation


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Naomi: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi...at last we will have our revenge.

Neelix: You have been watching that Phantom Menace trailer too many times...

Naomi:Wipe them out...ALL of them...

Neelix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have


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The First One
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A short CapCom this week, yes, but instead it gets 55 entries. . . *grumble*

The winner is Xentrick, who wins a lot of ice. Runners-up are Jay, for the zombie Neelix, and JH for picking up on the way her hand is inching towards his commlink.

Honorable mention goes to Jeff for several inspired entries, and TSN for once again reminding us about his Voyagerlessness - lucky bastard, we all say.

Meanwhile. Frank, Liam and Krenim are banned from winning ever again for persisting in making Transformer jokes I can't get. 8P

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"Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things!" - Silent Bob


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Sky Lynx: "Suffer my rage, Lee! I will show you no mercy! You will rue the day you crossed us!"

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."


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The First One
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Right! I was joking before, now I'm not! Krenim and Liam, you can blame Frank for letting the side down. . . *snigger* }B)
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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Galvatron: "All I can say is....AAAAAAUUGGHH!"

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."


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