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Siegfried
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For those who are new to the coms, this is how it goes. A picture of Jubilicious Jubilee is presented below. Your job is come up with the most insightful and funniest caption to go with the picture. Charles and Jubes will be judging them. On your mark, get set, go!

My entry:

Jubes is saying, "Oh my Goddess, Siegfried sent me a nude picture of himself. Why the heck am I with Charles when I could have that hunk of man!?!?"


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Malnurtured Snay
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"Oh my Goddess, Sol System sent me a nude picture of himself. Why the heck am I with Charles when I could have that hunk of ... OH-MY-GOD, would that even FIT!?!?"

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TSN
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"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Well, honestly, the look on her face makes her look not totally "with it"... :-)


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Sol System
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I am never nude.
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Col. Kurtz: "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight. . . razor. . . and surviving."

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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
I am never nude.

So you either shower in your clothes ...

Or never shower at all.

Which would explain the smell.

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Saltah'na
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"My God, and it is full of STARS!!!!....."

Jubilee McGann is never seen or heard from again.

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!


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an'on
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Some animated gifs really do have hypnotic powers.
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Sol System
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quote:
So you either shower in your clothes ...

Or never shower at all.


When my clothes are off I am covered in the blinding white light of glory.


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Mikey T
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Jubes: What the... my god! All those stories about Asian guys and how small...oh my god they are true!!! I gotta send Michael_T a sympathy card.

[ July 14, 2001: Message edited by: Michael_T ]



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-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Saltah'na
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Jubes discovers Charles' hidden [insert disgusting thing here] collection on his computer.

[ July 14, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]



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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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Siegfried
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Jubes: "Look at all this porn."

If there is a next time, I think a funnier picture should be chosen.


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Jubilee
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*chuckle* keep checking the cam, Siegfried..... you missed the really funny ones earlier that evening.

The cam is on again today, as well.

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Siegfried
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DAB NABBIT! I keep forgettting to check the damn JubieCam. ARRRRRGH!
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Wes
Over 20 years here? Holy cow.
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Figure 1: Lee's Dear Mother
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