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Could be worse. My mother and grandmother always bring up my love life at the dinner table.
Grandmother: "Chris, please ou pass the rolls. So who was that girl you today." Me: "She's just a friend, granny." Mother: "Oooh, Chris is gonna get a girly-friend!" Me: "No, mom, she's a friend from the dorms." Grandmother: "So you're just sleeping with her?" Mother: "You better be using condoms and have her on birth control pills."
Dinner time is loads of fun at my house when you're a single, dateless virgin.
Anyway, to throw this back on-topic:
Worf: It was a glorious battle! There were monsters of every imaginable shape and color! They were all coming at my shouting gibberish! I took my bat'leth and slayed them all! One of the red ones still moved after I stabbed him thrice through the heart. So with Kahless's guiding me, I released his body from the burden of his head!
Big Bird: That was Elmo, dear. At that point, I figured it'd be better to just sleep with him than go down in bloody torturous pain like the rest of my pals on Sesame Street.
Worf: Trust me -- she tastes like chicken.
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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Was just looking up this URL, realized I'd never judged it. Couldn't decide between Liam and Sol's entries, so they both win. Jeff Raven and Siggy will meet in the dorm hallway to decide - by lightsabre duel - who gets runner-up. 8)
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College is having a very strange effect on Simon. That's the most animated we've seen him since the very earliest days of the Utopia Planitia Comm Channel, when he was prone to saying "LOL" and using smilies a lot.
In fact, my cat Dizzy is sitting on my desk staring at the screen, and even she went "MRRRR!" in surprise. Although that could just be the fact that the mouse cursor hadn't moved so she'd like to attack it. . . 8)
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**sneaks into hallway and bops Jeff Raven on the head with a bucket of fried chicken**
Jeff Raven: Hey, what the f*** did you do that for!? Now I have a big grease stain on my head!
Siegfried: I just wanted to know if you feel like chicken tonight.
**Siegfried pulls out his lovesabre (vague relation to something called a "light sabre" from some campy sci-fi movie) and destroys Jeff Raven**
Siegfried: I win! I win! I win! Now, I only need to exact my revenge on Elim Garak, The Shadow, Krenim, and whoever else tried to off me in The Pompatus Wars!
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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Looking back at this, I realised I missed an opportunity for a joke. Since with MIB around that only happens once every 7 minutes, I thought I should take advantage of that.
"I can't go around...and talk about guys I've slept with at the dinner table."
Well,it might make the family slightly less keen to eat off of it.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Finally someone won here...damn it wasn't me!!!
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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