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The music industry is in an uproar today as preteen pop sensation Britney Spears revealed her true face. Spears, having just been asked a particularily probing question by MTV correspondent Kurt Loder, momentarily lost her telepathic grip on the nation, allowing her hideous features to be seen for the first time.
"I just asked her if she thought violence was uncool", said a shaken Loder. "I had no idea..." He was later taken to a local psychiatric ward for observation.
Spears refused to comment on her telepathic abilities, horribly malformed appearence, or her dark plot to take over the Earth and turn humans into energy cubes for her evil masters. "I hope that humanity will continue to accept my wholly original music and not dwell on the less pleasant aspects of this bizarre extraterrestrial plot." She then speared a nearby cameraman with her transmogrophic lasgun and consumed his brain matter.
Production on Spears' next video, "I want to conquer your planet and enslave you all" is expected to resume Wednesday.
------------------ "Fishing promotes a clean mind, healthy body and leaves no time for succumbing to Communistic or Socialistic propaganda." -- Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company
[This message was edited by Sol System on May 03, 1999.]
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Talosian: Man this swelling is killing me! I think I'm gonna explode....*erk*
*POP*
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
Cool nick, Zathras, that was gonna be my second choice so long ago!
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
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Talosian: Good morning. I'll be your instructor in telepathy for today. Now, before we begin, I should warn you. One Buck Rodgers joke and I'm out of here, 'kay?
------------------ 'Those are the headlines. Happy now?' -Chris Morris.
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Yet another example of Star Trek writers recycling old plot lines, as here we can see the newest character set to debut next week named Quarodo.
A transporter accident leaves Quark and Odo mollecularly bonded into a single entity...
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Well, I was sick yesterday (and still am today, actually), so here are the slightly belated results of... *drum roll* ...the CapCom of the Unkown Number! *fanfare*
First, the honorable mention goes to Jeff Raven for realizing the obvious reference to Pinky and the Brain. And, this honorable mention is extra-honorable because he used a quote from me. :-)
Runner-up is First of Two for not elaborating on exactly what CC and Jubee were doing off-camera...
And the winner is... Antagonist! The scary part is that I wouldn't be surprised if the writers actually did that...
------------------ "I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..." -Q to Picard, "Tapestry"
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