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Picard: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
The First One
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Picard: "Number One, a spherical pod just came up to my window and ejected a man in a red spacesuit without a helmet - he bounced off the glass and floated off astern. . . care to explain?"
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Picard watches contentedly as Wesley slowly burns up in the Earth's atmosphere...
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
Joey's Mother: Go over and ask the zoo tour guide. He'll know for sure.
Joey: Mister, mister, what is that??
Guide: *smugly* Well, small person, that's our Picard exhibit. We are really quite proud of it.
Joey: Really?? What does it do?? Can I feed him peanuts??
Guide: *laughing* No. At the Talorian Zoo, we don't allow the guests to feed our exhibits. They are far too fragile. *bends down to the the child's level to explain further* See how we've made the inside of his cage look like a star ship captain's quarters? You've seen those in books. We want him to feel as comfortable as possible. We've even painted a planet on his window so he will think he's in space.
Joey: *seeing Picard's lips moving* What is he saying??
Guide: *laughing again* Well, let's just listen. *flips on the intercom*
Picard: *taps com badge* Damn it Riker, come in! Computer? Anyone? *sigh* Captain's log. Stardate unkown. Just made another attempt at contact. Still it's been 2345 days and I am alone. Have they just forgot about me? Or have they locked me in my ready room as some sort of extended practical joke? It remains to be seen, but when I find out, those bastards will pay dearly! And that damn planet hasn't moved yet!! Picard out.
Guide: See, facinating, isn't it? *bends over to talk to the child again* Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
------------------ We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!
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As stated above, the honorable mention goes to none other than the inventor of the CapCom himself, The First One, for realizing the 2001 reference. I thought it would've been harder, since there aren't any stars reflecting off the window...
The runner-up this time is Xentrick, for Shatner's Twilight Zone appearance.
And the winner is... Jay! The Airplane reference at the end, despite having nothing to do w/ anything, makes it even funnier. :-)
------------------ "I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..." -Q to Picard, "Tapestry"
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*L* *loves the old Shatner Twilight Zone joke* Did anyone see the episode of Cosby that Shatner guest starred in and did that joke? Bwahahaha... ;-)
------------------ Clones are People Two
"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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