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That's Coca-Cola Christmas CapCom! Yes, folks, 'tis the season to drink The Real Thing™! And so, not in association with the Coca-Cola company of America, we bring you this festive treat. What's that you say? It's far too early, and in dubious taste? Well, bah humbug, Comrade, and back to Russia you go, with all the other Godless people who have no Christmas spirit! And speaking of Christmas spirit, why not try Coca-Cola as a mixer? It goes down just w=swell with Jack Daniels, Rum, Bacardi. . .
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Coke bottle: "Kill the children. Skin them alive leaving their remains under the tree."
Santa: "Yes evil Coke..." ::thinks to self - What the hell was in those cookies?::
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LMAO. Hobbes has this one in the bag, IMHO not that my opinion counts when you consider the fact that this isn't my capcom.
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Santa: Who the bloody hell puts a Coke bottle on their fireplace...?
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Little boy: SHHHH! Lets see if he gives us an X-Box™. If he doesn't, we can jump him!
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once he drinks the cyanide laced coke then the sleigh, reindeer and all the presents will be ours. mwaaaHahahahaha
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: Well, bah humbug, Comrade, and back to Russia you go, with all the other Godless people who have no Christmas spirit!
I'd like to point out that Russia is in fact a Pepsi nation, thus substantially raising the Hilarity Quotient of this joke exponentially.
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Little Boy: What is doing with the Coke bottle? He's been looking and touching it for 20 minutes.
Little Girl: I think he wants to warm the drink up like hot coca...
Santa: Hmm...this would work well to replace the dildo I lost this week... nice size and tapers too at the point.
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