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I've decided to make this contest after seeing this picture online...
I'll judge the names by Sunday night Los Angeles time.
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Personally, I think the surname "Komonanov," from "Our Man Bashir," is good enough for a real Bond movie.
I knew someone of Asian descent in high school with the first name "Phuc," pronounced, please excuse my language, fuck. Of course, since I went to Catholic school, and since Bond movies seem to try to stay at a PG-13 or lower rating, the name can be pronounced so it rhymes with gook. Either way, I think the intended meaning comes across; just attach an appropriate Asian sounding surname and you have Bond girl gold: Phuc Me.
Of course, the actress in question is neither Russian or Asian.
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All I can say is: damn you, Edward Furlong.
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The women aren't named after what they look like, they're named after what they are. Witness Elektra King, Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, Tiffany Case, & Solitaire to name a few.
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I have another idea: how about Iamjustaslutwhoappearshalfnakedinamagazinesforboysnotoldenoughtobuyrealporn Probablyaccompaniedbyanarticledetailingmyfavoritesexualpositions. A bit too long, perhaps?
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Meh. She looks like Brian "Hi, I'm A Shapeshifting Alien Bounty Hunter! Can I Stab This Through The Nape Of Your Neck? Thanks!" Thompson in drag.
I'll take Linda Park any day.
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Unless you know of a site where it has Linda Park in street clothing...then I guess we are stuck with this pic. Unless I change it to the feathers one to give more inspiration.
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Say what, Raw Cadet? A you sure your friend wasn't pulling your leg? I've known five guys named Phuc, and they've always told me the correct pronounciation is "fook" and not "fuk."
As for her Bond name, well, she'll have to be the sexy assassin sent to kill James Bond but winds up falling for him in the end. Her name?
T'Pola Mockingbird.
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Yeah, he's the kid from Terminator 2: Judgement Day and Aerosmith's "Living on the Edge" music video, among other things. He's dating Jolene Blalock right now. There was a picture of the two of them attending the Enterprise premiere party at the Star Trek site a couple months ago.
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