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1. It is not the Civil War. 2. It is not part of a sci-fi fantasy or real life. 3. It is not part of a fictional book. 4. It is not sentient/self-aware. 5. It is not a place. 6. It does now have, or it has ever had, physical existence; i.e., it does take up space. 7. It is artificial.
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Trebek: Before we begin, may I remind the contestants to refrain form using ethnic slurs. Connery: Ah Trebek, you think you're all so high and mighty with your greased down hair and dego mustache. Trebek: What did I just say about ethnic slurs?
Is this thing some sort of computer that has beaten a Russian chess master, and its maker was one of the first computer manufacturers to incorporate DOS as an operating system into their computers?
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Trebek: You usually drink from one of these
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Now on to the making of films!
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Is it currency?
Does it emit sound?
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Trebek: Lets see what Jerry Lewis answered.. it seems to be the outline of half of his hand.
I'm sorry .. thats incorrect. And lets see what you wagered.
.. of course.. its the outline of the otherhalf of your hand
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Trebek: :::sighs::: "And Mr. Connery...let see what YOU put down in answer to our Final Jeopardy question, 'Where are you?'...& you wrote.... :::screen wipes:::'Indoors.' Well..YES...yes, that IS technically TRUE, you ARE indoors! I am amazed! And you wagered... :::screen wipes fully::: 'I <3 BOOBIES.'..............Alright, that's IT."
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Jeff: I'll assume that that statement (which isn't even a complete sentence) was supposed to be a question...
1. It is not the Civil War. 2. It is not part of a sci-fi fantasy or real life. 3. It is not part of a fictional book. 4. It is not sentient/self-aware. 5. It is not a place. 6. It does now have, or it has ever had, physical existence; i.e., it does take up space. 7. It is artificial. 8. It is not electronic. 9. It is not some sort of computer that has beaten a Russian chess master, and its maker was not one of the first computer manufacturers to incorporate DOS as an operating system into their computers. 10. It is not any type of vehicle propelled by an engine (plane, car, motor boat, etc.). 11. It is not currency. 12. It does not emit sound.
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Does it currently exist? No haggling over the definition of "exist", i.e. whether its atoms are still present on the planet in some form.
Is it a structure, i.e. house, office building, tomb, etc.?
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