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Aethelwer
Frank G
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CC: "I've been in here for three days...let me out...please..." *door slams shut*

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Little red Riding Hood: my, what hairy arms you have

CC: All the better...look, it's genetic okay. Get off my back.

LRRH. Okay. Erm, my, what big hands you've got. What are you hiding in there?

CC: DON'T! MY HANDS ARE NOT MOVING FOR ANOTHER 20 minutes.
Damn Viagra.

And HOW close to the line was that?

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.


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PsyLiam
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BTW, Frank dared me. Any complaints are his responsability to bear.

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Well done, Liam. Anything I would have posted would've been too obvious and far more tasteless.

And now for my next entry:

Reporter: "Here you see Charles Capps, shortly before he murdered Liam Kavanaugh and Frank Gerratana..."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*on a dare from FrankG and LIAM*

Narrator: What no one is aware of is the fact that just behind the camera, Jubilee McGann has stripped naked and is now doing a little dance for Charles.

*Charles tries to hide his ...err...excitement...with his hands*

Note to Liam: That is the second time you have edited one of my posts. I will now be forced fly to England, Chop off your head, Shrink it, and send it to Charles in a little box with some love poetry. Perhaps you didn't realize this, but NO ONE MESSES WITH ME and gets away with it. Except you Liam, you can do whatever you want tootsiekins


He he he. She'll never read this thread again. Ha ha ha! I am evil!
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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on May 21, 1999.]


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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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*falls over laughing*

CC: Hi, I'm Charles Capps. You may remember me from such forums as the Starfleet Communications Relay, and the SolarFlare Forums...

*CC launches into Troy McClure-like spiel*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

[This message was edited by Warped1701 on May 06, 1999.]


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Antagonist
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Unabomber Ted Kazinsky seen here in a photo taken shortly before his arrest, apparently working on his newest creation of evil, the SolarEclipse.net, which bomb squad officials tell us is highly explosive and volitile. Detailes have not been comfirmed at this hour, but insiders tell us that a one "Jubilee" has been aprehended on counts of attempting to burn the rubiks cube seen in the background...

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Oh my god, not the peanut butter, not the skippy chunky!! Anything but that, PLEASE!


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PsyLiam
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I apologise to Jubilee and promise never to do it again.

*offers neck to the cutting board*

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring



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Jedi Weyoun
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CC: *blinded like a deer from the light in his eyes* must...not...keep...staring...at...lights....
very...bright...priiityyy...nice lights.....
*blinks* wait...is that a car coming straight at me?!?!! ooooo....the headlights are nice.....and bright.....

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Warped1701
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Charles: *hypnotic stare* You will be one...with the Forums...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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The_Tom
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Charles was all ready for his picture when...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
T_T: Charles, what's Adam whinging about now.. he just ICQed me, said something about you and...

*Charles screams in rage*
CC: I'm BUSY! Didn't so see my away message?

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Daryus: Curry curry vindaloo curry curry vindaloo

Charles (to photographer): Hang on a moment, wouldya?
CC: o_0
(again to photographer) Just that stupid Australian I was telling you about.

CC's ICQ *ping*:
T_T: Sorry man... Guess what, I'm going back to school again tomorrow.. so...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Jubilee: |CENSORED| . |CENSORED| . |CENSORED|

Charles: Arrrgh!
CC: Jubes, a minute, OK? And yeah, I think that poem was very sweet.
(to photographer)I'm so sorry. Really, I am...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Sol: Good evening.

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Tachy: Hey man cool huh WTF z'up huh huh? Hey, seen my latest mesh? WolfPak can suck my...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Frank: Charles, have you...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Liam: Charles, I got something for you...

*Charles frowns*
CC: Liam, not now... I'm...

CC's ICQ *incoming file transfer*
--"liamdoinghisthing.jpg"--

Charles (to photographer): Hang on one minute... let me see this...

*Charles turns, gasps, and turns back*

***CLICK***

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�������������-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

[This message was edited by The_Tom on May 07, 1999.]


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The_Tom
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Two posts are better than one...

[This message was edited by The_Tom on May 07, 1999.]


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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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*unsure whether to laugh or cry...* *shakes his head and walks off*

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/


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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Tom, you are the man

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.



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Warped1701
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*falls over laughing* Daryus is right, Tom's the man.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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