Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Broad on Left: This is the last time I go for a sex change operation.
Broad on Right: So it didn't work for you?
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
Registered: Mar 1999
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(Music playing in the background, "Chances Are, by Jonny Mathis)
UC Berkely, one of the most advnced universities in the USA, where the Liberal arts degree really means Liberal, where women are women, and sometimes, the Men are too!
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Shalamar: To save face, keep lower half shut.
Registered: Jun 1999
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Presently, the commercial-ending narratives:
Narrator: "For these moments in our lives: Tampax brand tampons."
Narrator: "Cloning is just screwing up God's wondrous creations. Like this."
Narrator: "Don't date Siegfried. Here are the before and after photos of the last woman he dated."
Narrator: "We're all close friends here at the Downtown Condom Shop and Sex Boutique."
Narrator: "Next time on Star Trek: The Now Generation -- a transporter malfunction accidentally creates an imperfect copy of Lieutenant Zhu!"
Narrator: "And if we can settle with your insurance company, our lawyer's highly trained bitch-slappers will work over their execs."
Narrator: "The Patty Duke Show. Full House. Tia and Tamera. In the long tradition of sitcoms featuring wacky twins, there is the Yun and Michaela Zhu Show!"
Narrator: "We've secretly replaced Siegfried's date for the evening (Yun Zhu) with this date (Nino Miguel). Let's see if he notices..."
Narrator: "So please join this Saturday for the monthly 'Say No to Those Damn Gum Commercials' meeting at City Hall."
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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I'm judging this on Monday morining before my test in Western Civ, so I suggest that whoever else wants to make fun of me hurry...
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
Registered: May 1999
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Oh no! All the women I've ever asked out on a date are ganging up to destroy me!
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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The runners up are Siegfried and Kosh. Oh, my friend Yun suggested that I show what I wore to Halloween last year, the Lt. Uhura uniform from TOS.
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
Registered: May 1999
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I'm always the bride's maid but never the bride.
But, I really gotta to see this Lieutenant Uhura pictures of you.
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I'll show it as another capcomp this summer then Seig...
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Yes! This is the start of a new age for Flare! Crossdressing Member CapComs!
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Flower Man
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Cool. I do a killer Marilyn Monroe pose. However I do not have a whit dress or a white whig. hmmmmm.
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