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Mikey T
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This one is for Snay...

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*ZZZHHWWWAAAAH!*

A scene from Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones of Women in Wet Shirts.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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"And here we see a rare picture of Denise Richards without her trademark goofy-chipmunk smile."

Many Bothan Papparazzi died geting us this information. 8)

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Impossible! No skirt that small has a poking device!?

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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*starts director speak*
Denise, honey, you've got to spray the car. No, honey, the car over there. No, the black Range Rover over there. You're getting warmer. (aside) And to think, she was so good with the hose in rehersals.
*stops director speak*

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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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Siegfried
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Kinda looks like she's holding a smaller-than-usual white-colored lightsabre.

I guess I should now lead the chorus in a chant of "Size doesn't matter!"

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Malnurtured Snay
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That's not a Jeep!

But in the movie ...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Kinda looks like she's holding a smaller-than-usual white-colored lightsabre."

Thus the entire basis of the joke I made in the very first response...

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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"ZHWAH"? What is that, a BatMan-punch?
It's "KSSHHEEUEECHH...WOEW, WOEW".
Obviously. [Wink]

[ March 25, 2002, 12:40: Message edited by: Nim Pim ]

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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But whats your favorite kind of sprinklers, the ones that go FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSWLLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSWLLSH, or the ones that go FLWWWLLLOOOSSH FLWWWLLLOOOSSH FLWWWLLLOOOSSH?

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"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"

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bX
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FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH CHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHK FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH FLSH CHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHK, of course.

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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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AndrewR
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Little was it known that Denise Richards had a 30 ft long white tail.

(I nearly typed Denise Crosby).

Andrew

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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