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Grokca
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LaForge: Yes this defrag on a 10 gazillionbyte computer sure takes awhile.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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how many kiloquads are in a gazillionbyte?

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Siegfried
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LaForge: Wow. Borg Porn.

Data: Resistance is not futile.

Picard: Talk about adding your biologial distinctiveness.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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The_Tom
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Picard: Wesley, this has gone far enough!

La Forge: C'mon, Wes, get down from up there before you fall and hurt yourself.

[ March 27, 2002, 01:18: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

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"I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005)

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Mikey T
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Picard: Mr. LaForge, did you comfirm this signal is from Starfleet Command? I would rather think that Q is sending us this.

LaForge: Yes sir, it's a live shot from Starfleet Command grounds. The authorization codes are authentic.

Data: I wonder why would Starfleet send us this? Perhaps someone accidentally switched signals.

Riker: Well that is certainly worthy of our attention. I feel like having the ship washed.

Worf: I do not find this amusing. Besides, she is suppose to be aiming the hose at the Range Rover and not to her breats.

Riker: You need to get laid more.

[ March 27, 2002, 23:51: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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TSN
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Worf: "I simply do not understand how this program can be so enthralling. It isn't even close to reality. And yet, it's almost like they're addicted to it."

Riker: "Oh, c'm'on, Worf. I'll bet you haven't even tried 'SimStarship' yet..."

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Kosh
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News Flash

With LaVare Burton unavailable for the new Star Trek film, Gary Coleman steps into the role of Geordi Laforge

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Malnurtured Snay
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What's a breat?

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capped
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and who's gonna judge this?
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Siegfried
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Good question. I guess we could always wait for MIB to try and evade his ban again, but I'd just rather nominate someone who hasn't participated in this thread yet to judge it. We could have PsyLiam, Krenim, Topher, Charles, Jubilee, Omega, Jay, Nimrod, Tahna Los, or Vogon Poet do it.

[ March 29, 2002, 23:25: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Well, I'm known for my impartial judgement, and I'm quite annoyed that the little git went and posted this competition while I was still thinking about doing it myself. . .

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AndrewR
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Patrick Stewart: "Well you've finally seen "Insurrection"... you know what NOT to do for this film.

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All the men are shocked as the screen shows Troi and Crusher 'getting it on'.

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*SPOILER POTENTIAL*

*SPOILER POTENTIAL*

*SPOILER POTENTIAL*

How did she get an Admiralty??

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LaForge: I was just killing some time looking through the federation data banks... did you know there was a Starship Enterprise before the 1701!?!

*everyone stares in disbelieve*

Data: *error... error... errorrrrrrrrr*

[ March 30, 2002, 07:39: Message edited by: AndrewR ]

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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AndrewR
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Riker becomes a little worried when La Forge finds evidence of his 'joystick'...

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Wes
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Worf: Why am I here?
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AndrewR
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Worf: I resigned my ambassadorship for THIS!?!

Riker: I think the Captain's going bald!

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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