quote:It's an old joke. Women masturbate with a bar of soap. Doing it a lot wears down the bar of soap. In this joke, T'Pol is asking for the location of the soap ("Where's the soap?"). Hoshi, who enjoys masturbating with it thinks that T'Pol is also masturbating with the bar of soap ("Wear's the soap!"). Hoshi, believing this, agrees -- leaving Malcolm, Tim, and Matt confused.
And not a thought for the kittens.
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Well, the response "Yes, it does, doesn't it?" still makes no sense, even w/ the joke explained. What does what?
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This is going to difficult to try and explain without posting a link to a porn video, but I'll give that old college try anyhow.
Essentially, the act of stimulating a woman's clitoris by vigorously rubbing a bar of soap against her vulva causes the soap to erode at a fast pace. To help visualize this, rub a wet bar of soap against one of your palms for fifteen minutes. After that time has elapsed, you will find that a significant amount of soap was eroded away. This is exactly what happens when a woman uses a bar of soap as the vehicle for her self-gratification.
Now that the mechanics are explained, we can move on to the process. In the joke proposed by Vogon Poet, we see that T'Pol is asking Hoshi for the location of the soap. However, Hoshi misunderstands what T'Pol has just said. This could be either because she just masturbated with the soap or has a very dirty mind. Either way, Hoshi thinks T'Pol is stating the observation that masturbating with the soap causes it to wear down pretty quickly. Hoshi hears, "Wears the soap" (as in "Masturbating with a bar of soap certainly wears it down"). Thus, knowing that the act does indeed wear down the soap, she agrees with what she thinks T'Pol meant.
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Wanking, choking the chicken, stroking the pork, spanking the monkey, etc. etc.
quote:. I prefer to call this the solution to pet overpopulation.
And probably, to some extent, human overpopulation as well.
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