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Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball
astronauts gotta get paid
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From the Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen.

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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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"YEAH, KITT...YEAH..Ohhhhh GOD, that feels so good. You're SO much better than any of the guest girls...yeah...give it to me, baby..."

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"I never agreed with Jefferson once—we have fought on like seventy-five different fronts. But when all is said & all is done...Jefferson HAS beliefs; Burr has none."

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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The initial success of the spin-off show Bushwatch was attributed largely to confusion over the content.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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With declining record sales in Germany, Hasselhof attempts to yodel his way into the Swiss pop charts.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Kosh
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"Cricky!"
A quote from David Hasslehoff, when told the tiny snke that had just bitten him was one of the most poisonous snkes in the world.

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David Hasslehoff's new series"Robin Hood, Men Doing Bad TV".

[Cool]

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Sparky::
Think!
Question Authority, Authoritatively.
“Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.”
EMSparks


Shalamar:
To save face, keep lower half shut.


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Grokca
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and called it macaroni!

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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First of Two
Better than you
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Attempting to capitalize on the success of Mel Gibson's "Braveheart," actor David Hasselhoff produces, directs, and stars in "Beerheart," the story of an Australian outback outlaw who defied the draconian rule of Parliament and brought freedom and Fosters to the masses.

Beerheart: "Every man drinks. Not every man GETS TRULY PISSED!"
Australian battle rabble: "YEAHHHHHHHHH!! *Blarrrrrgh!*"

[ April 08, 2002, 12:56: Message edited by: First of Two ]

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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The video...my eyes...real? joke?
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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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*****I can't pee with everyone watching.....
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Grokca
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Well I watched the whole video and I don't think I shall ever be the same again.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just some washed up actor making a music video.

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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On next week's episode of "The Man Train": Silly hats!
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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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The Hasselhof: Scara-moosh! Scara-moosh! (usw.)

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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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cptmkb
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Looking at the slow-motion replay, you can see President Hasselhoff's head has just begun to go back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back... and to the left..
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The_Tom
recently silent
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<newscaster>...After reviewing video evidence smuggled out of the production facility in Marina del Ray, LAPD officials accompanied by representatives from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bluescreens made their move, raiding the property and halting the cruel torture believed to be going on inside.</newscaster>

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"I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005)

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