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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Kirk: Spock! You never said that your brother was Diamond Dallas Page. Can he get us tickets to Summer Slam?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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"Incoming transmission from the Big Giant Head. When you're thinking giant heads, think the BIG Giant Head..."

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Lee stole my idea, which Seigfried stole first!

My version would have gone:

Sybok: "Go to Sha'ka'ree and find God."
Kirk: "Good idea, oh Sybok."
Sybok: "'Course it's a good idea!"
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Spock: *sniff*

Kirk: *sniff*

Spock: Someone appears to have dropped one, Captain.

Kirk: I wonder who...

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Prismatic EdipisReks
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Sybok: "this unicorn made the goatse.cx man the man he is today"
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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You might have the distinction of being the first to mention the Goatse Guy in a CapCom. Bravo!

Did you know that the Goatse Guy is married?
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Well, he wears a wedding ring in the picture...

Yes, I have seen the goatse.cx picture enough times to notice the wedding ring. No, I'm not proud of that fact.
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Harry
Stormwind City Guard
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Even more disturbing, I've seen a site claiming he's a hermaphrodite. Pretend I didn't say that.

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Titan Fleet Yards | Memory Alpha
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Prismatic EdipisReks
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whenever i introduce people to the goatse, the smart people always go "yuck, gross, yuck! wait a second. he's MARRIED! GROSS!" and the not so smart people just go "yuck, yuck, gross, that's sick, dude!". i like to send people the URL on their birthday. hey BWC, when is your birthday?
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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I've noticed that most people who see it tend to react by looking away from it as quickly as possible. Although, once you've seen it enough times, that reaction tends to fade...
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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There're far worse things to see on the interweb, really.
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Prismatic EdipisReks
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goatse is pretty inoffensive compared to most of what is on the web.
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BWC
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quote:
Originally posted by Prismatic EdipisReks:
hey BWC, when is your birthday?
somwhere embedded in these numbers:

46356514351435143651435143514
54361365465685431246531465456
68463481631134146354362514364
654189753413654|91370|4592467
87554685465458746343543685746
54644546454654654658777874444
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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It's also in your profile, you TitMonkey.
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BWC
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Wrong. You lose.
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