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Picard: "Sleeping? No! I was, um, playing dead. Yes, that's the ticket. I was practising playing dead, in case I'm ever attacked, by a...targ. Yes, that's it. But I was definitely not sleeping."
Data: "And you were definitely not talking in your sleep, either, Captain. Now, Shall I have Doctor Crusher report for the spanking you requested?"
Data: "You have had three already. Now, go to sleep; you have a diplomatic crisis to defuse in the morning, a new race to discover by lunch, and several pearls of wisdom to distribute before beddyby time tomorrow night. I will read you another Flotter story then."
------------------ there's a bird in the chimney,and a stone in my bed when the road's washed out,they pass the bottle around and wait in the arms,of the cold cold ground
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Data: "And the NEXT time you attempt to sneak up behind me and push my off button as a practical joke, I will throw you through the fecking BULKHEAD. Sir."
------------------ You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!
------------------ "You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!" -- Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City
Picard: Uhhh? 0500 already? *groan* just five more minutes...
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
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