Data: "I was merely observing a ritual which seems to occur during the nocturnal resting period of the Terran race."

Picard: "Oh? And what ritual is that?"

Data: "I believe it is called 'snoring'."

Picard: "Oh, uhh, you have?"

Data: "Yes sir. May I ask who 'Elvira' is and why you were repeatedly saying her name with the words 'chains & whips'?"

Data: Inspecting how human-beings engage in sleep. It is quite fascinating actually...

Picard: Okay Data. But could you please explain to me why you are doing this while not wearing any trousers?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Picard: Will you shut up Data? That won't get me to sleep, and it's very annoying.

Data: Okay, how about "Rock 'a bye Captain, over the tree top........"

Data: My style, you can call the art of fighting without fighting.

Picard: The art of fighting without fighting? Show me.

Data: *throws Picard*

Picard: Your Kung Fu is better than mine. Your style is unorthodox.

Data: But effective.

Picard: Thank you Bruce Lee, now one week in a holding cell for you! And report to LaForge to have the Kung Fu subroutine removed.

*movie capcom mode off*

*mouth not moving* "Jay-san, you have been a worthy CapCom writer. It has..." *mouth starts moving* "...been an honor to work w/ you."
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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!