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A drink is anything you feel comfortable drinking a mouthful of, several times.
(Insert Dirty Joke Here.)
If you're a little girly girl that wants to play with beer (or wine coolers) that's barely stronger than water, so be it. If, on the other hand, you want to be a man with a strapping chest of pure hair: The hard shit is permitted too.
In any case: a drink is defined herein as a comfortable mouthful of your chosen substance.
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Just reading the entire thread made me drink half a bottle of Absolut Citron. I feel sick now
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quote: , on the other hand, you want to be a man with a strapping chest of pure hair: The hard shit is permitted too.
I'm having a hard time imagining what a chest of impure hair looks like.
The thing is, the rules can't be things that people will just do willy nilly for the sake of it. Otherwise some wag will spend all his time changing his publically displayed name and masterbating. Which wouldn't be pleasant.
And are any of you sending the *ahem* personal suggestions to Thoughtychops up here? You should. Do it now.
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At this juncture, I think I'll introduce a few drinking quotes:
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems. - Homer Simpson
Sometimes, you hit the bar, and sometimes, the bar hits you. - Jeffrey Lebowski Aka "The Dude"
It reminds me of my safari in Africa; somebody forgot the corkscrew and for days we had nothing to live on but food and water. - W.C Fields
-------------------- "Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"
The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
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I wonder if a drinking game based on Enterprise will work? Anytime the show makes a continuity violation, Flare members have to take two shots of vodka and remove a piece of clothing...
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Michael Cologne: "Just reading the entire thread made me drink half a bottle of Absolut Citron. I feel sick now"
"Everyone say hello to Michael. *circle of chairs* -Hellooo, Michael!!"
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quote:Originally posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: Just reading the entire thread made me drink half a bottle of Absolut Citron. I feel sick now
whimp! if you wanna feel real sick, try shots of mineral spirits.
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Nim, my last name is Colorge... just write "color" and add in "ge" in the end.
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quote:Originally posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: Nim, my last name is Colorge... just write "color" and add in "ge" in the end.
GE. We bring good things to life.
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