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Free ThoughtCrime America
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Is it a toaster?

Is it segmented?

Does it have electronics?

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EdipisReks
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is it a miniature Riksha?
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Is it a kaleidoscope?

Is it a handgun?

Is it a beer stein?

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EdipisReks
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is it Snay's brand of sodomy?
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Is it Tin Man?

Is it the studio model filmed for Tin Man?

Is it the script for 'Tin Man'?

Is it the set of the interior of Tin Man?

Is it the pizza that the sound guy ate to record the sound of digestion used in 'Tin Man'?

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AndrewR
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Is it anything to do with computers?

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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
who the fuck is Edepis?
Your MOTHER.

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Is it a toaster?
No.

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Is it segmented?
No.

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Does it have electronics?
No.

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is it a miniature Riksha?
No.

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Is it a kaleidoscope?
No.

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Is it a handgun?
Yes.

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Is it a beer stein?
No.

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is it Snay's brand of sodomy?
No, Edipis, you know that a tree is bigger then a baby you fool.

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Is it Tin Man?
No.

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Is it the studio model filmed for Tin Man?
No. It's smaller than a baby, remember.

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Is it the script for 'Tin Man'?
No.

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Is it the set of the interior of Tin Man?
NO! How the godamn fuck is the interior set of Tin Man smaller then a fucking baby you fucking drug-addicted Vulcan-dressing freak?!?!

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Is it the pizza that the sound guy ate to record the sound of digestion used in 'Tin Man'?
No ...

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Is it anything to do with computers?
No.

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EdipisReks
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is it a Glock 17? an HK USP? a SIG P22x series? a Beretta 92 series? a Desert Eagle?
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Malnurtured Snay
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Glock 17? an HK USP? a SIG P22x series? a Beretta 92 series? a Desert Eagle
No. No. No. No. No.

But you're very close.

(PS -- I'm looking for caliber, too.)

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TSN
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Is it shiny, metal, equipped w/ a trigger, capable of firing deadly projectiles, and compensatory for having a small penis?
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
Is it shiny, metal, equipped w/ a trigger, capable of firing deadly projectiles, and compensatory for having a small penis?

no, i don't think it's your mom. Snay, is it a 9mm?
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quote:
Originally posted by Snay:
NO! How the godamn fuck is the interior set of Tin Man smaller then a fucking baby you fucking drug-addicted Vulcan-dressing freak?!

If you are joking, I don't find it funny.

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Originally posted by the Flare Terms of Service:
You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this board to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any internationally recognized law.

The last time someone posted insults to me, I got in trouble for getting angry. If this continues happening I'll just let Charles get angry too.

I'm not a freak and I'm not addicted to drugs.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Just a little bit of sarcasm, Mike. Of all the people on this board, I'd expect both you and UM not to get bent out of shape by it. Next time I'll use one of those little "smiley" things to illustrate it more clearly.

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Is it shiny, metal, equipped w/ a trigger, capable of firing deadly projectiles, and compensatory for having a small penis?
NO! How the godamn fuck is your mother smaller then a baby you fucking something-addicted cross-dressing administrator?!

(To further avoid any misunderstandings, I think I should make clear the preceeding sentence is lathered with just a *little* amount of sarcasm. Thank you).

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Snay, is it a 9mm?
It is not a 9mm.

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i beat you to the mother joke already, Snay. is the handgun chambered for a cartridge greater or equal to .40 S&W?
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beat you to the mother joke already, Snay. is the handgun chambered for a cartridge greater or equal to .40 S&W? .
Yes.
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