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Yes, it's time for the Crummy Christmas Card CapCom (last year's effort is here). Crimbo cards generally fall into the categories of twee, boring or tasteless - guess which I picked from? The original had a speech-bubble for the reindeer (speaking in a foreign language, so the intended punchline will remain a mystery even to me), but why limit our options?
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Well, Martha, he could have crawled out of you easier...
-------------------- "You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus "Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Damn Brakes.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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And thus started the tradition of Reindeer hats.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: Yes, it's time for the Crummy Christmas Card CapCom (last year's effort is here).
God, it used to be so much more fun here. I was like the only one who wasnt mad at my name being ripped off. Ah, those were the days.
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"The old "fat santa" would have NEVER had this problem"
Seems that the local "Health Police" are on Santa's ass here in New York. Seems the Jolly 'ole Elf promotes obesity and mocks the fat. Therefore they picket the Santa kiosks at the mall. Rather sad.
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Rudolph: Sorry 'bout that Santa, but this twat in a stupidly big jeep just pulled out when his light was red. Worse driving I've ever seen.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Woman: I'm confused... did the reindeer eat Santa or is Santa being a born again reindeer? Nice boots...
Man: And I thought the chicken or the egg question was hard. Nice boots, though.
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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