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It's somehow been a year since I posted the last batch of CapComs That Never Were. Then, I did 8 from 1998; unfortunately in 1999 I saved nearly 50 images I never got round to using; hence, some judicious (and ruthless) pruning was required to get it down to about 10.
The rest of the images were either repetitive of ones that had been done before, or were generally one-joke affairs that even Sol would be hard-put to find something funny to say about. Which is actually a fair description of this one. . .
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This is from a different episode, but for some reason I thought of a Vogon poetry reading when I saw this image...
-------------------- “Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov Star Trek Minutiae | Memory Alpha
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Together: We're both Simon. Frightening to see us in person isn't it.
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
You're just babbling incoherently. ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Alien on the left: "Oh man, I can't believe we got these seats. Trust me, you're going to be glad we brought these shower curtains when he breaks out the Juice-o-matic. I love this guy."
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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"Would you like to see what's under our shirts?"
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Waldorf & Statler, 2268.
-------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"
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(AP) Washington - Former presidential hopeful and latex-faced freak with dead, dead eyes Steve Forbes (left) revealed his true alien nature early Tuesday morning in a press conference.
-------------------- . . . ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
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Elwood: It's 106 parsecs to Rigel. We've got a fuel pod full of deuterium, half a pack of cigarettes, it's space and we're wearing silver dresses.
Jake: Hit it.
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