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Cartman
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Yeah, Yeats' TSC is often quoted in SF shows, these lines in particular:

quote:

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

He should get posthumous royalties, or something. B)
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PsyLiam
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The problem with B5 titles is that, by the time the show gets into season 4, there's a tendency for overblown titles involving metaphoric words that tell you nothing about the episode. "In the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum" was cool, but by the time we get to "Movements of Fire and Shadow", I really just want to punch JMS in his stupid shadowed face.

Friends really should get some sort of credit here for, basically, doing the most perfect episode titles of any TV series ever.

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Omega
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by the time the show gets into season 4, there's a tendency for overblown titles involving metaphoric words that tell you nothing about the episode.

"Falling Toward Apotheosis" comes to mind. Personally, I like the titles, so I suppose it's a matter of taste.

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PsyLiam
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That's not so bad. It's the middle lot of ones, because by that point, the series had firmly stopped being individual episodes all connected, and was just one long story broken down into 45 minutes parts.

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Cartman
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"In the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum" was cool, but by the time we get to "Movements of Fire and Shadow", I really just want to punch JMS in his stupid shadowed face.

Right! Why bother with heavy metaphors when you can have such scintillating titles as "Demon" or "Riddles" instead?

Anyway, who says that a title must necessarily be descriptive or directly related to an episode? Is that some vague unwritten rule every writer has to obey, or do people just not like to crack their brains too much?

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
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Anyway, who says that a title must necessarily be descriptive or directly related to an episode? Is that some vague unwritten rule every writer has to obey, or do people just not like to crack their brains too much?

You mean like SG1's "The Torment Of Tantalus"?
Not only does the episode suck like a black hole, the characters repeat the episode's title twice and then give a webster's definition of who Tantalus was, why he was in torment AND how it applies to the episode's featured characters!
It had all the subelty of a Pokemon cartoon. [Roll Eyes]

Worse still: they play that ep every month at least once on Sci-Fi channel like it's a classic.

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Cartman
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Hey, hey, hey. I didn't say the episode was a classic, only that I liked its titular mythological allusion. OK, actually I didn't say that either, but there you go. B)
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Jason Abbadon
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Well, you managed to use "titular" in a sentence without it being a sexual joke, so I hereby forgive you. [Big Grin]
Go: and watch crappy episodes no more....

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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
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Anyway, who says that a title must necessarily be descriptive or directly related to an episode? Is that some vague unwritten rule every writer has to obey, or do people just not like to crack their brains too much?

You mean like SG1's "The Torment Of Tantalus"?
Not only does the episode suck like a black hole, the characters repeat the episode's title twice and then give a webster's definition of who Tantalus was, why he was in torment AND how it applies to the episode's featured characters!
It had all the subelty of a Pokemon cartoon. [Roll Eyes]

Worse still: they play that ep every month at least once on Sci-Fi channel like it's a classic.

ToT is a GOOD episode... it changes what we know about the history of the Stargate and is important for the rest of the series!
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Jason Abbadon
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A good episode can do that and still stand on it's own: like The Search Part II.
Or tat episode where Troi explains being annoying and sounding phony are Betazed traditions.

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Except that "The Search part II" really wasn't that good at all.

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Originally posted by Cartman:
"In the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum" was cool, but by the time we get to "Movements of Fire and Shadow", I really just want to punch JMS in his stupid shadowed face.

Right! Why bother with heavy metaphors when you can have such scintillating titles as "Demon" or "Riddles" instead?

When it's the same heavy metaphor that the writer has already used 7 billion times in the series, it's no longer interesting, original, or clever.

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Anyway, who says that a title must necessarily be descriptive or directly related to an episode? Is that some vague unwritten rule every writer has to obey, or do people just not like to crack their brains too much?
Er, because an episode title that doesn't relate to an episode in anyway is pointless?

"Hey, let's have Archer come across a planet where the government is trying to hide extra terrestrial contact from it's populace. We could call it 'The Moonlight Dances On An Open Grave With The Grace of Time Itself".'

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Cartman
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"Er, because an episode title that doesn't relate to an episode in anyway is pointless?"

Ah, ah, ah. Not "in anyway", but "directly". Most of B5's later titles do still have some bearing on the episodes (or at least on the show as a whole), even if they are a bit convoluted. But that's only JMS indulging himself, and since the man couldn't write dialogue to save his ass, just grant him that one pleasure, will you? B)

"The Moonlight Dances On An Open Grave With The Grace of Time Itself"

*sigh*

Liam, I love you like a baby, but there is exaggerating, then there is stretching to absurdity, and then there is tapping into a new dimensional plane of ridiculousness, which is what you're doing here.

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Tsk. When that episode gets made, you'll be forced to apologise.

It's just that the episode titles become interchangable. "In the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum" and "Z'Ha'Dum" both work for their respective episodes. "The Deconstruction of Falling Stars" works, but, well, I'm looking at the season 5 titles, and I honestly couldn't tell you what happens in most of them. Or a fair few season 4 titles. "The Wheel Of Fire", "Rumors, Bargains and Lies", and more, whereas I can identify pretty much every season 1-3 episode.

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Cartman
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Yeah, that's true, but I don't think the interchangeability syndrome is caused by the somewhat overblown titles so much as it is by the predominantly craptacular S5 episodes themselves.

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"Rumors, Bargains and Lies" was the ep where Sheridan tricks the League into letting the White Star fleet patrol their borders, and the religious caste thought Delenn was going to surrender to Neroon. That ep title fit, and made me remember the episode. You're right in general, of course, but not on that one.

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