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Today the end protruded for some length. "Are there any cheerleaders hiding behind my large protrusion? Maybe if only their clothes weren't grass-stained, they might be employable as nifty man-train drivers," observed president wannabe Al Gore. Suddenly, Howard Stern screamed like a lemur on Revlon's listening device, which started bananas flying through his airspace.
North Korea blows.
On this day, the Detroit Tigers ate hairy wombats' f�ces with sauce. Quickly and greedily chomping at chunks of plecostomus membranes, Pat Ahearne exploded. With neither rubber-ducky nor sexual pleasure basket, ready-and-willing Arthur Dent jumped out of Air Force One. President Harrison Ford sobbed against Arnold Schwarzenegger, who grinned flirtatiously.
Suddenly, Jessica Simpson melted Odo into chutney paste. "Help!" shouted the blonde wench. Unaware of Odo's plight, Optimus Prime flew by. Immediately, Goldstone Coneflower upended winebottles of Romulan ale.
This is whack.
"Hand me to the injection molding press!" said Winky Dwarf. "I yearn for Pop Tarts� Brand cherry." Unfortunately, Toodle Peet exploded. Surprisingly, nobody vomited, although the hammer-toed mongoose sneezed ketrecel-white up his mother's bum.
"Ne'ermind, I am insane," remarks Peter O'Toole. "It's irrelevant to our coke-snortage fun contest." Mounties flushed the toy boat against Winnipeg. The Upanishads, inspired by Liberache, ovulated like a heard of militant oxen. The Mario Twins indubitably used crack. The Vice President safety danced into a brothel filled with transexual baboons.
"I love this smell," said Lara Flynn Boyle. Meanwhile, roaring engines, sirens and cheese precluded the use of vibrators in the vaginas before supper. Even despite valium, Lara Flynn Boyle desanctified baboons, while Benton Fraser grudgingly married Tom Servo. "Why is my Megatron flying automatically!?"
Paraguay's destruction went unnoticed, until Crow T. Robot deduced Brain Guy's plot: assuming control of used underpants within five
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-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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-------------------- Graffiti decorations/under a sky of dust/a constant wave of tension/on top of broken trust/the lessons that you taught me/I learned were never true Now I find myself in question, Guilty by association,
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