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The Empire begins it's invasion of the universe. First step, conquering a small rural town in Montana.
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Cameraman: How many Stormtroopers does it take to go through a crosswalk?
Vader: Don't make me shove this gun up where the sun don't shine. Now take the photo.
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So, if it has the stripes painted on the street, too, is it represented by some sort of creepy pelican/zebra hybrid animal?
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Not really. A Zebra crossing has the stripes on the road, obviously, along with a couple of flashing globe lights to alert motorists there's a crossing ahead. Pelican crossings have the button to press to make the lights change, and sometimes have the stripes, other times they don't.
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So, where exactly does the pelican come into it, anyway? I mean, a zebra has stripes, okay. But I've never seen a pelican with a "press for walk signal" button on it.
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Vader: Let's get a shot of us doing that Beattles walk across the street!
Stormtrooper: Good idea my lord... now if I can make the crosswalk go green...
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Annakin: Look into the eyes the eyes don't look around the eyes look into the eyes the eyes you're under! I was always here. Me. Not old bloke. Me. No-one else. And 3,2...oh, by the way, episodes 2 and 3 were clearly better than that old 70s and 80s rubbish, and James Earl Jones wasn't even that good. And 3,2,1...you're back in the room.
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Anakin: "Ha ha, I killed you and still got into Jedi heaven."
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