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Spiner: ...so these breasts were green and huge like this and I was like how in the hell am I going to explain this one...
Stewart: *thinking* I hope to God he finishes soon, I'm burning up here and my head has no sunblock.
Berman: *thinking* And here goes another Orion Slave girl joke...
Dorn: *thinking* No one better notice the bulge in my pants...
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Well Balaam's made me chuckle - can't get past a fart joke - especially when I read that as DATA saying 'cabbage boy' and then you look at Picard's reaction!
And Jason's about Worf being a mannequin - because he so looks like one there, and watching part of Nemesis on TV the otherday made me think pretty much that - Dorn was just performing a filler role. Then I saw First Contact and EVERYONE got to do something - even Beverly - to an extent.
Ohhh...
Balaam's - cause it made me chuckle. There were a lot a good ones - a lot to use in that picture.
If anyone disagrees with the result well... just say so - I doesn't mean too much, really! I mean do I even have to really 'judge it'? I guess it IS a CAPcom.
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I was just looking at the picture and Stuart Baird in the safari suit-esque clothes reminded me of Christopher Walken... must have been that "Welcome to the Jungle" movie (I think it had a different name in the US - the one with the Rock and Stiffler).
How would Christopher Walken go down as a Trek Villain?
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New improved Klingons now come with two heads: one with giant lips and the other with a dog's dick on his scalp.
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"Evolve, my Pikachu, and crush the life from this p'tak's Torchic! Bwahahahahaha!"
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"And you say the vacuum enlarges the blood vessels?" -"Yes, glorious vacuum! Just fire your disrupter at the bulkhead and then be quick about it!"
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I choose you, BJ. Because he referenced the kissy lips. Liam was second, but I was afraid my knowledge of Pokemon lore would show. Jason, I thought that all Klingons came with a dog dick on their heads. I mean not in a fetishistic way, I mean, were born with.. etc. Nevermind. You win B.J.
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