V.O.: Though still mysterious, the initial creature designs for the Breen had to be scrapped when it was discovered that a design memo containted a typographic error transposing "menacing" with "mincing".
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Mulgrew: I told you, no. Don't hate the player, hate the game, Levar.
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Left: The last episode of "Queer Eye For The Bad Guy" before Weyun ordered the Jem' Hadar to execute the entire production staff.
Right: Levar Burton shows off the bulletproof vests that all Voyager production crew were forced to wear, after idiotic stories drove millions of Trek fans criminally insane.
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Left: Sadly, despite its high budget and all star cast, the Dominion-produced docudrama Victory In the Alpha Quadrant would never see official release.
Right: "Yeah Kate, I know it's stupid, but I didn't write this crap. I'm the director, not the writer. I'm just doing the best with what I've got, okay?"
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On her return to the Alpha quadrent, Captain Janeway is unimpressed with Starfleet's new dress uniform.
-------------------- "I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw
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Okay, I gotta give it to Topher this time since he actually made me laugh out loud (at work no less - got a few odd looks). That and I can very easily imagine Weyoun saying that.
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The first picture suggests a parody of newsreels from the 1940s, something starting: "Dateline: Cardassia." But the jokes all come from doing that old-tymey newsy voice, so it can't really be replicated in text.
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Levar wants to know what's wrong with himself after getting the "I like you, but not in that way" speech for the third time in a week.
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