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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Yes, it's the inevitable return of the Christmas CapCom - or should that be CapComs, since this year there are twelve of them! One each day between now and Crimbo. You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson by now.

Now, yes, Tim, traditionally the Twelve Days of Christmas would start on Christmas Day and go on until January 5th. But who cares about all that True Meaning of Christmas bollocks? These days it's all about buying stuff, right now. Plus, we need a new TV so come Boxing Day I'll be hitting the sales.

And since it's a countdown I'm also reversing the numbers. Hey, I invented the CapCom, I think I'm entitled to a bit of artistic licence.


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. . . Twelve Monkeys singing. . .



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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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BP : "Hey, everybody! I just saw Bruce's wiener! Guess how small it was!"

BW : "Goddammit, Pitt, this is the last time I show up for one of your slumber parties..."

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Krenim
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While critics intially panned the casting of Bruce Willis as Ebenezer Scrooge, they later found his portrayal positively brilliant compared to Brad Pitt's Ghost of Christmas Future.

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"Kirito? I killed a thing and now it says I have XPs! Is that bad? Am I dying?"

-Asuna, Episode 2, Sword Art Online Abridged

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Hobbes
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Pitt: "Guess what fuckers. In 10 years I'll be fucking Angelina Jolie! Fuck yeah bitches!"

Willis: "Great, I knew I shouldn't have told him what would happen in the future. Now he won't shut the hell up. I should have left time travel up to Michael J Fox."

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Ensign Pitt: "I found the changeling! Quick, shoot while he's still half-bed!"
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Sol System
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(I don't have a joke ((yet)), but I think I really like this photograph/still. I don't know. It is the movie in a nutshell.)
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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Willis: Dammit, who thought a "Rapping Brad Pitt" alarm clock would be a good Christmas gift?

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B.J.
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Willis: "I now know why Anniston's not being a morning person contributed to their breakup."
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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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Willis: What do you mean you and Ashton Kutcher played "bookends"?

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Lee
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I just wish it was in colour. Anyone got the DVD?

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Veers
You first
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Um, what happened to the "one CapCom a day" until Christmas?

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Meh

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Lee
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Patience = virtue, Veerychops. Last night: 2243 GMT; tonight: 2256 GMT.

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Ritten
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BP: Loser, loser, loser....

BW: One more loser and he loses his life....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Wraith
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For some reason, the operatic version of Twelve Monkeys was not as popular as its producers had expected.

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"I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw

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AndrewR
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Pitt: "First rule about doing Bruce Willis... there IS no Bruce Willis!"

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I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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