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500 30 year old Trekkie virgins heads exploded when their wildest dream came true.
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
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"Is that your symbiote or are you a transgendered species?"
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That sounds like a very bad pick up line... something like Quark would say.
At a Sci-Fi photo shoot...
Jeri: "And they want us to pose like this?"
Terry: "It's part of the job... except I do end up going lesbian for a few episodes."
Jeri: "At least you aren't stripped naked or paraded like some object on your show."
Terry: "Only when I'm my lesbian mirror universe self. Just ask Nana."
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Lucas realised that that he was missing a trick here, and that gold bikini was getting a lot smaller in the next special version...
-------------------- Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
quote:Originally posted by Sol System: In the Mirror Universe, Showtime's Red Shirt Diaries was wildly successful.
Err, win. But that's probably only because I'm old enough to remember Showtime's Red Shoe Diaries (which if I'm remembering correctly, featured one Denise Crosby in one steaming, hot pile of episode with crap jazz soundtrack).
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special-Agent Muldar, thank you. Although I don't know what's so special about them. I'd like to know what year they moved up from agent to special-agent in public relations, whose memo got that ball rolling. Smug SOBs...
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quote:The use of the term "Special Agent" for US Federal Law Enforcement Officers, as opposed to a federal police officer, derives from the fact that all such individuals have limited jurisdiction. They may only enforce certain sections of the US Code, or be limited to a certain geographic area, or both. There is no such thing as a "General Agent" that is empowered to enforce all laws, everywhere in the United States.
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