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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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"Dude! You bogarted the last cookie!!"
"Heh...yyyyyyyeaaaahhhh...."



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"I never agreed with Jefferson once—we have fought on like seventy-five different fronts. But when all is said & all is done...Jefferson HAS beliefs; Burr has none."

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Bush: Hold on a second Ted, where do Dutch people come from?

Ted: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.

Bush: And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?

Ted: Nice try. -See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Or maybe it's Hastert, I can't tell the jowls apart.
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Shik
There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait
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Hastert, yes.

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"I never agreed with Jefferson once—we have fought on like seventy-five different fronts. But when all is said & all is done...Jefferson HAS beliefs; Burr has none."

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Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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Hastert: *Cough* Cough* oh man, this shit is harsh!
Bush: Wow man, I can see my eyelids.
Hastert: Heh, dude, I got the munchies.
Bush: You always have the munchies fatass. Heh heh, burn...
Hastert: Fuck you man.
Bush: Maybe later.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Among the extras on the Fahrenheit 9/11: 25th Anniversary Datacrystal Edition was a surprise interview between Michael Moore and former President George W. Bush.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Hastert : "Mr. President, are you almost finished? My arm is getting tired."
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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Hastert: Man! "What crawled up your ass and died!?!"
Bush: (chuckles) "Eat it Denny: it's what you get for losing us Congress."

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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Jabba and that little rat thing that hung around him.

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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Maaaan, Hassie, you look like a giant bowl of pudding...mmmmm...puddinnnnng...
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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Hastert: Need another page yet Mr. President?

Bush: Nooooo, this here one ain't through yet. Yoweee!

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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

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