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"*sigh*... If the Ancients were so smart, how come they left these freestanding concoles everywhere? The darn don't even have any power running to" *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT*
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McKay discovers reason #513 why the Ancients abandoned Atlantis: someone had hidden joy buzzers on all the consoles.
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McKay discovers the Aincent's ultimate anti-Wraith weapon: the Bowel Disruptor.
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McKay: Sorry Kirk, I'm not sure if the gate is working. The test subject was turned inside out.....
Sheppard (on planet): Turned inside out???!!!???
*large pop on gate pad*
McKay: ..... and it exploded.....
Sheppard: !!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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As the machine explodes, we all learn a lesson on why Canadians cannot be trusted with machinery or any complex electronics.......
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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*ignore my previous post, this was what I intended to do*
McKay: Sorry Sheppard, I'm not sure if the gate is working. The test subject was turned inside out.....
Sheppard (on planet): Turned inside out???!!!???
*large pop on gate pad*
McKay: ..... and it exploded.....
Sheppard: !!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Unfortunately for McKay, the new commander of the Prometheus failed to receive his copy of the "No lemon-scented fir-tree-shaped air-fresheners allowed on the Bridge" memo.
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