Now, you'll notice I've warned about spoilers. In fact, I hope there won't be any here. Wherever possible, I'm using images captured from the trailers. Remember - and I'm not going to keep going on about this, so take note now - to avoid such situations where you might have one character saying to another "Ha! At least I'm still alive at the end!" I will be watching. . .

All images are taken from Star Trek Interactive - but since Simplenet is so sh*te, I'm using my own copies. 8)

Now, let's start you off easy. . .

Morn: *moves to speak but someone drops a glass behind the bar....the camera cuts to Quark yelling at a waiter*

Morn: "..."

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Morn: "No, no, no. In this scene, I'm Ezri, and she's Morn."

Ezri: "..."

Lee: *shoots the person*

Morn: *slowly grins*

Morn: (Thinking) WOO-HOO!!!!!

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PARTURITION

Morn: ...

Person: Hello?! Can't you hear me?! I want my seat!

Morn: ...

Person: Forget it...I'll go looking for somewhere else...

Morn:*smiles as person walks away*

CC: "..."

Jubilee: *sighs* "I need another drink. Nobody ever told me that frog-prince thing could work the other way 'round..."

*prepares for Ultimate Smiting by CC and Jubes*
god, I'm SUCH an ornery Borg...

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!