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Person: Is your whole body shaped like a penis under your suit, or is it just your head. Come on, you can tell me.
Ezri: He showed me, why do you think I'm in such a state of shock over here!
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Gruff Yank narrator's voice: "In a world where bar-tabs have no meaning, where the Law is just an excuse for revenge, where Anarchy reigns, only the coming together of the most mismatched pair of star-crossed,cross-eyed, short-sighted lovers in the universe can save a dying world. "In this summer's most thrilling blockbusting extravaganza, join Ezri Dax and Morn as they fight against rising beer prices to save the failing economy of a corrupt world, in "Star Trek XXIII: The Lager Manifesto!"
(At all good cinemas now. Rated (-1)^0.5 )
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Might as well make a start. . .
The winner is . Runners-up are Xentrick (monkeygirl?) and First of Two, posthumously. 8)
------------------ "I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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