Ezri: Julian, why do you keep looking at your nose in the mirror like that?
Bashir: Remember when we all got shrunk down to nearly microscopic size to study that nebula? Well, Miles never returned to full size, so I let him live in my sinuses.
Ezri: Julian... Miles did return to full size...
Bashir: Then who's in my nose?
*End rather bizzare entry mode*
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
[This message was edited by Krenim on May 26, 1999.]
(James Darren joins in off-camera, and in lounge-lizard style, croons with the 2 blue-collars) Nic & Jimmy: In the Paramount lot, the sprawling Paramount lot, the camera crews pack up.
Sid(low): Awimbawa, awimbawa.
N & J(up a half-octave):In the Paramount lot, the sprawling Paramount lot the sound crews pack up.
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Bashir: Me? The 14th Earl of Scarborough? In a 24th Century hospital? With an attractive young woman? With my reputation?! What were they thinking?
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
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Ezri whiny voice)Emmmm, Mr. Bashir, sir? I need to go potty.
Bashir thinks)Maybe if I just ignore her, she'll go back to her seat. Father was right, I SHOULD have done research back on Earth, instead of ending up driving this school bus.
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
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Ezri: "Well, I don't think your hairline has receeded that much..."
------------------ Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")
[This message was edited by Elim Garak on May 26, 1999.]
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Ezri: "Yes! That's it! That's 'the look!' The part as Dr. Drake Remoray in "Days Of Our Lives" is sure to be yours!"
------------------ "I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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Bashir: "Please, Ezri, I want to know the truth. Does it?"
Dax: "Well, a little, yes..."
Bashir: "Damn! And this is the last one! I'm never going to find a uniform that doesn't make my bum look big!"
------------------ "I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is." -Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
whiny voice)Emmmm, Mr. Bashir, sir? I need to go potty.
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