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Am I the only one here who knows that the smallest number both 8 and 10 divide into is 40, not 80?
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I knew it, I just forgot to point it out. I do that a lot. I intend to post something, but I forget about it by the time I actually get around to posting... :-)
Frank: Is it 3(4x+5)2(4)?
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1. Sol beat me to it. 2. any time you like. 6. I don't know what's in it, but it's "Screaming Orgasm" and of coarse, they are wonderful. 10. in a galaxy far far away.
4. Work is below showing how I got it for all you calculus-impaired people out there. (GA better not be doing this for homework, or else I'll get ticked off.)
dy/dx = y - x
dy = (y - x) dx
dy = y dx - x dx
y = yx - (1/2)x2
y (1 - x) = - (1/2)x2
y = x2/(2x - 2)
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1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
Ssshhh, you'll spoil the magic.
2. Skinnydipping, anyone?
Depends. Is Charles' beard gonna be in there?
3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?
To give commedians a source from which to base a 30 minute long comedy routine.
4. So how many people won UK passports?
I do! And my next door neighbour. Jim down the road. Dave does. So does Mike. Helen probably does, but that's just to terrify the neighbouring countries with a shockwave overload.
5. "This, above all: _________________"
The sky? *looks down* Damn, someone beat me. Erm, the clouds?
6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?
Pure Liam.
7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?
I'll have to agree with my college Monty,and say Alan Partridge as well.
8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?
You're sitting on it. The earth is one giant piece of CC's hair, crafted into a sperical shape and held together with a LOT of hairspray.
9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*
I do not know, but when I hunt him down, he shall be sorry for the day that his parents deceided to call him Frank Goeringuitar
10. "Once upon a time, __________________"
"They all lived happily ever after." The best book in the world for philosphoy students.
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The correct spelling is Gerratana. It's on my Web page. And my neighbors have a few things to say about how your name is spelled, for that matter.
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You're correct, anyway.
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