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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Something a bit trickier. . . 8)

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Bashir: Congratulations! You've given birth to an all new episode!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
Member # 110

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O'Brien: Julian, what're you lookin' at?

Bashir: this eliptical *thing* here, Miles...."All New Episode"...what do you suppose that means?

O'Brien: Do you think we're on candid camera or something?

Bashir: I dunno...but does my bum look big in this?

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Bashir: "Isn't he so cute for a mass murderer?"

O'Brien: "Julian!"

Bashir: "Nothing awakens a patient like a good pinch to the cheek..."

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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Bashir: "Let's see... 40 cc's hypercordrazine..." *pssssht*

O'Brien: "Julian, won't that kill him?!"

Bashir: "Oh, no, of course not� Well, I'll be damned. So it did..."

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"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
-Samuel L. Clemens

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Sloan: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Bashir: "No, Mister Sloan. I expect you to die."

O'brien: "Sorry, Mister Sloan. Julian's been watching Twentieth Century spy movies for *days* while he was waiting for you to show up."

Bashir: "Not so tough now, are we, Mister Scary Cheekbones? Bruce Willis, Billy Zane and his army of demons, Bill & Ted, all amateurs compared to me."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Bashir: "Now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base."

O'brien: "And space opera movies too. Sorry. I couldn't stop him."

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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*Sloan sleeping*

Bashir: HEY SLOAN, ARE YOU AWAKE?????

Sloan *wakes up, groans*: what do you think?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Bashir: "It's alive! Alive!"

Sloan: "He's still doing movie quotes?"

O'brien: "Sorry, yes. That was 'Frankenstein.'"

Bashir: "Is it safe? Is it safe? Is - it- safe?"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Bashir: Oh my... my running gag turned into lame joke...

O'Brien: Yup, and now I think you've killed it.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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O'brien: "Julian, you were only kidding about that 'Sleeping Beauty' joke, right? Right?"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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A killer hat-trick leaves Xentrick the winner. Runners-up are Krenim and TSN. 8)

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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