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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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The doctor watches agast as Jubilee puts both feet in her mouth. Followed by both of CC's feet.

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Doctor: "Not in my sickbay you don't! Get that dreadful java out of here, now!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Doc: ITS..... EATING MY.....BRAIN!!!!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Jedi Weyoun
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EMH: *wakes up from drunken coma* *blinks and looks around* Are we there yet? How much further till we get to the Alpha Quadrant?

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Doctor: "What do you mean, 'pregnant'?!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Doctor: Paris, take this off me this instant! I'm a doctor, not a towel rack!

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Paris: "If you're going to have a Napoleon Complex, at least do it right! That looks nothing like his hat. . ."

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

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The First One
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Doctor: "The Boy spilt all my Dimoxinil! I'm losing it all again!"

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Doctor: "I am NOT overreacting!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Doc: What? Neelix is the new captain? *faints*

Doc: *awakens from sleep* Whoa, I just had the strangest dream....Neelix was the new captain.

Paris: Oh, Neelix isn't the new captain, Doc...He's the new Doctor.

Doc:*faints again*

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Doc: What do you mean, my insurance has run out?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Starbuck
"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Doc: "B'Elanna, tell me you were successful in removing that MS Word Macro virus from my mobile emitter."

B'Elanna: "YOu're in the clear."

Doc: "But... but... I can't feel my legs!"

B'Elanna: "I know. I had to delete your arms."


OK, it's an old joke. But it's funny!

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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!

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Starbuck
"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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The special effects department forgets to add the Doctor's new toupee as bluescreen CGI during opst production.

**OR**

Doc: "Damnit, Captain, I'm a doctor, not Rambo!"

**OR**

Doc: "WHoah, dude, surf's up... cowabunga!"

B'Elanna: "Captain, I think we spent too much time tracking down Henry Starling..."

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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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The Winner is Warped1701. Side note here, in the TNG Technical Manual, I found something in sick bay rather interesting. A footnote mentioned something about "Medical Insurance Remaining", which was kinda amusing. Ok, back to the subject.

Runners up are TSN ("pregnant??!!??") and The First One for his "Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka". Yes, I watch South Park. Am I being as you say, "cultured"?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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No. Cultured would be getting the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal reference. 8)

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

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